PRE-ORDER your souvenir "I went to Nicole Melanson's Bargain Basement Retrospective 40th Birthday Blowout and she made me buy a t-shirt" t-shirt today!

Pick up your souvenir tee at the party or have it shipped to you after 9/22. These don't exist yet but will be white, short sleeve, cotton t-shirts with annoying pink lettering.

If your friends don't like it you can say Nicole made you buy it. Because she did. Now select your size and add to cart...